Is it offensive to be called a garden tool?

Posted by admin on Jul 27, 2010 in home decor | Subscribe

Everyone spells "ho" with an "e"
Thus changing the insult from a whore, to a tool with a flat blade attached approximately at a right angle to a long handle, used for weeding, cultivating, and gardening.

Should I start calling people a shovel?

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14 Comments

  • Tatyana :) says:

    lol. hahaha woooow.
    that’s true though.

    and yeah sure. call people a shovel. see if that catches on.

  • mycousin says:

    Yes

  • Seeker of Truth ~ One of Many~ says:

    yes, it’s offensive.

    and no, don’t call people a shovel.

  • nerrissa says:

    no you’ll just sound retarded. i’m just looking out for you

  • jason or sue says:

    okay hoe

  • BareFootRichard says:

    I think trowel would sound more hurtful, i’d go with that.

  • ♥ѕιℓєит вluє♥ says:

    only if the garden tool is full of butter therefore it wou ld be called a butt

  • Becca B. says:

    You could call them a rake – it’s the male equivalent of a ho(e).

  • Beware of my Cuteness says:

    shut up you shovel. lol.
    but your actually true on the hoe part.

  • Unknown says:

    That’s a slang word used by people who can’t speak proper English. Call them a part of a car…….A dipstick !!

  • Trank says:

    Sure! I’m proud of how much B.S. I can shovel!

  • Jennyboo says:

    I wouldn’t call them a shovel,you might look like an idiot..worse than them :)

  • Breezy says:

    I like the way your mind works. Very similar to mine and I am sorry.
    How about when people say someone is "hot"? Do they have a fever or are they over dressed in warm weather? When women are called ‘chicks’ I wonder if they were hatched from eggs and I must have missed something about evolution. From now on I will be referring to promiscuous people as "shovels". Thank you.

  • Smorb says:

    In some quarters, I have a reputation as a bit of a rake.

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